Jan 29, 2008
Joe Taylor, the founder and curator of the Mt. Blanco Fossil Museum, which rejects evolution and claims that man and dinosaurs coexisted and that the earth is only 6,000 years old, said it will close unless the Volkswagen-sized 40,000 year old skull that he has, finds a generous bidder.
Wait a minute here. Joe claims that dinosaurs and man coexisted and that the earth is only 6,000 years old, but he has a Mastodon skull that he now says is 40,000 years old!!! Am I the only person that sees a problem here? You can’t have it both ways Joe, either it’s 6,000 years old or it’s 40,000 years old, which is it? This guy is a prime example that the Theory of Evolution AND Intelligent Design are both wrong. I mean if Joe is the end result of 200,000 years of human Evolution than mankind has absolutely no future, and if he is the product of a Designer, than it fairly obvious that the Designer was not that intelligent to begin with, but, in fact, does has a great sense of humor. They say that humans only use 10% of their brains at any moment, but it appears that Joe is using a lot less, or perhaps the Devil is just playing games with our boy.
Speaking of the Devil, let’s go back to the beginning of time and see just how the Devil got in his current quandary.
God: “Hey Lucifer, can I have a word with you”?
Beelzebub: “Sure Boss, What’s up”?
God: “I’ve heard rumors that you’re not happy with your current situation. “
Beelzebub: “Yeah, I think it time for a change.”
God: “Dude, look at the streets, they are made of gold, what would you change? Heaven as you know is perfect, so there’s really nothing you could change to make it better.”
Beelzebub: “Well to be honest, I’m tired of being #2 and want to move up to the number one slot.”
God: “But you’d be all alone…”
Beelzebub: “Not really, I’ve got lots of Angles behind me, 1/3 of all of them to be exact.”
God: “How do you know that 1/3 of them are with you, nobody knows exactly how many angles there are.”
Beelzebub: “Well I do know that all the ones dancing on the head of that pin over there are with me…”
God: “You know you’re starting to piss me off. I’m going to cast you and all your Disco brothers out of here. “
Beelzebub: “That’s not being too magnanimous and forgiving”
God: “Lucifer, you really should read the book a little more often, I don’t become loving and all forgiving until the second half, in the first half I’m a real bastard. Now, where was I, Oh, yeah, the only problem is where to cast you guys down to? Let’s see, I made over 100 billion Galaxies, and each Galaxy has over 100 billion stars, and each star has at least 10 planets, so that works out to…Ah…A whole shit load of choices…Damn, I not that good with numbers, I only work well with “Infinites.””
Beelzebub: “How about that 5th planet orbiting around Zeta Epsilon in Galaxy NG7854-83, the travel brochures say it’s a “Cool place to hang out for a few million years”?
God: I know. I’ll cast you guys down to the “Earth” where those naked monkeys have evolved to the point that they believe they are my “Chosen People.” You and your buddies can play your games with them, all I ask is that you stay away from my favorite apple tree; it’s just starting to bear fruit…
As Lucifer walks away he starts singing a song that wasn’t heard again till 1963 by Johnny Cash…
I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
I Went Down, Down, Down
And The Flames Went Higher
And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire
God: “Hey Lucifer, if you ever run into some guy by the name of Joe Taylor, tell him that “God Almighty” says that he’s a complete idiot…”
Later
Lenny
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