#17 ALL ABOUT ME!!!

I like scientific magazines.

Sometimes I cough in morning before I get up.

I was born in Orange, Texas

I've been to over 45 countries.

I moved from Texas when I was young so it didn’t effect me.

The world would be a better place without flies or chickens.

I cry in all the wrong places while watching a movie.

Almost all of my model airplanes crashed at one time or another.

I don't see my son enough.

I hardly ever get sun burned.

I wish I could sing. Or even carry a tune for that matter.

Fishing is very boring.

Red use to be my favorite color.

My first grade teacher didn't understand me.

The tip of my index finger on my right hand has no feeling.

It would be nice to remember all the things I said I would never

Forget.

From 1968-69 I was on a Diesel boat submarine. The Pomodon SS486

I can't believe that in the 21st century that people still pray to gods.

After fifty years I finally had the mole above my left eye removed.

I am neither gaining nor loosing weight.

My eyes are brown. But I have a small black dot in one of them.

Any one who accidentally shots them selves while cleaning a gun deserved it?

Mark twain was the greatest writer of all times.

I may be mistaken…It appears that I have gained 10 pounds.

Being on submarines was fun, being in the Navy sucks.

My first car was a 1952 MG TD. I really miss it.

My ex-wife is still beautiful.

I never liked to belong to any clubs.

The first time I made love was in the back seat of a car.

I lived in Rota Spain from 1960-63.

Because of being on a Submarine, I hate the smell of Diesel.

There is no devil. If there were he would have contacted me by now.

I don't drink coffee or tea.

I hate having to wear glasses, but I can't use contacts.

Parades are a waste of everybody's time.

Horses don't know who you are.

I can remember every joke I've ever heard, only not all of them are good.

I never get tired of looking at the stars on a clear night.

I should have gone to college.

I can't stand "fads"

Most people wear silly looking shoes.

Kissing turns me on.

My right ear does not hear as well as my left.

I never think about food unless I'm hungry.

My table manner are not as good at home as when I with company.

Intelligent women are attracted to me.

Second hand Cigarette smoke gives me a headache.

I'm convinced that the whole world does in fact speak English when I'm not around.

I don't have "Highs and low" and I feel that I'm missing out on something.

DVD's are much better than Videos.

If I could cook I'd probably be very good at it.

The last ten years have gone by way to fast.

High school was fun for me, but not for some of my friends.

How would you know if the number "6" was upside down?

I know I could run the country a lot better than who ever is running it at the present.

A little rain is ok.

I have never vomited or coughed up blood.

Living is “Snow” sucks

I'm trying to use the word "woman" instead of "girl." But sometimes it doesn't fit the situation.

I've been around water and boats nearly my whole life. I can't stand boats!

Airplanes are really neat!

I am repulsed by the word "shut up." I never use it.

I've never had a "Wet dream" I always wake up to soon!

I like people, but I hate crowds.

For some reason I count peoples toes on the dive boat.

I have never bought a woman a drink.

I got my Private flying license in 3 months.

Lately everything is starting to taste the same.

The one thing that the U.S. has done right is "Rock n Roll" No other country has figured it out. Well, maybe perhaps England has come close.

I haven't paid income taxes in over 15 years.

"Love" is a word that means a lot to me.

There was another shooter on the "Grassy Knoll!"

I like art, but have no ability to draw whatsoever.

I like high heels but I don't have a fetish or wear them myself.

High heels should never be worn with a bathing suit!

The Academy Awards are "Fixed"

Sometimes it may be nice to hear "voices."

Sexually aggressive women are the best.

Howard Stern is funny some of the time.

Early Elvis is better than I first thought. (Young Elvis)

Someone has been trying to poison me, or it may just be my cooking.

Spelling is rather difficult for me.

I have never voted in an election.

Who is the Vice President now?

Has anybody asked the Eskimos what they think about Global warming?

I once saw an UFO

There is a big brown spider living in my house. He likes to sit up on the wall when I'm in the bathroom. I'm thinking of naming him.

Chocolate may be nature's "perfect food"

"Size" does matter!

At times I feel like getting really angry and smashing things, but it soon passes.

"Kung Fu" movies are really stupid.

Why would anyone wear clothing with the manufacture's logo on it?

I don't particularly like poetry.

Most lyrics in songs make no sense.

My wife is extremely beautiful.

Making people smile makes me happy.

I played hopscotch when I was a kid.

I have never been in a fight over a girl, what's the point?

That the poor are happier than the rich is a rumor started by the rich.

I firmly believe that listening to a record being played backwards has ever made me want to go out and kill someone.

Lately I've been rushing home thinking that someone will be waiting there for me.

I work way to many hours.

I was a “DIVE Guide” in Palau for 10 years.

Some songs I can listen too over and over again and never get tired of them.

I use to have a lot more "Stuff" but I don't know where it all went.

My first SCUBA dive was in 1969 in Okinawa Japan.

When I was a kid I was fascinated by fire, which may be why I like candles.

I like women with long legs.

For some reason I count peoples toes on the dive boat.

I try not to "Judge" anyone on just the first impression.

You can tell a good SCUBA diver from a bad one from the size of his knife.

If cats could “fetch” everyone would want one.

My attention span is getting shorter….

When the Pacific Saving Bank closed in Palau I lost all my money

I ‘m not as tolerant as I use to be.

What the hell is the difference between “Loosen” and Unloosen”?

If I discriminated against “race” then I would be called raciest, so if I discriminated against “Creed” am I a “Creedest”?

I pretty sure all Catholic Priests have some kind of “sexual” hang up.

I often wonder what would happen to me if I stepped on a mirror while walking under a ladder while a black cat crossed my path.

I started dying my hair brown. Not dark brown but “medium” brown.

I learned to swim by jumping off a dock, but I didn’t want to learn how to fly by jumping off a cliff.

Tattoos are a waste of time and not really very “attractive” and why anyone would get one or want one is way beyond me.

Same can be said for “Nipple Rings”