The Lennymobile


Do to the outrageous price of gas I have been forced to come up with the perfect solution to this world wide dilemma. Because Hybrid, electric, or hydrogen fuel cell cars are a waste of time, I am in the process of developing the world’s first Magnetic vehicle. The “Lennymobile” will take full advantage of the Earths’ magnetic field. As most people with a High School diploma are aware of, the Earth has a Magnetic field that extends from the top or as it is often referred to, the North Pole, and all the way to the bottom, or the South Pole.

Due to ongoing “Patten Pending” issues I cannot go into specific details, but I can briefly describe the basic concepts.

Using the laws of magnetism, (law # 273.09) that “Likes repel, and Opposites attract”, I have constructed a room-temperature superconductor electro magnet that can easily fit into the back of most SUV’s. By simply pointing the “North Pole” of the super magnet towards the Earths’ North Pole, the “repulsive force” is great enough to propel the Lennymobile to speeds in excess of 83.6 miles per hours. Using a dashboard mounted GPS there is no problem in aligning the super magnet to the North Pole. If you are currently living “South of the Equator” the “Attractive Force” takes over and pulls the vehicle to the South Pole.

I know what your thinking, “Yes Lenny that obvious and works great when you’re traveling “North or South, but what if you want to travel to the East or West or the temperature goes above Room temperature.

It never ceases to bring a smile to my lips as just how naive most people are. I know you mean well, but do you really believe that a great thinker and innovator such as myself, and I modestly put myself in the same category as Newton, Einstein, and Anna Nicole Smith, would not have thought this though? Here is one you did not think of. Even in the eventual possibility that the Earths magnetic field disappears in the year 2012, the Lennymobile will still be the vehicle of choice for all those lost souls trying in vein to find the “Mother ship” to take them to the world of “Mike and Honey.”

The two rear wheels are electric motors that are powered by Lithium Polymer batteries, and the front two wheels are generators that can recharge the previously mentioned batteries and give the Lennymobile an endless supply of electricity.

And yes, I know that you think you have me here as this would violate the first law of thermodynamics, but here again you are not playing in my league, in fact your not even sitting in the cheap seats. There will be a switch on the dashboard that will deploy a retractable 5th wheel that is a generator, so it will produce more electricity that it is using!!!

I am also working on a “Sporty” version of the Lennymobile that in theory will have speeds in excess of 283.95 miles per hour. This takes advantage that the Earth is in fact round, and if you drive south you would be driving downhill. One should reach terminal velocity in a matter of minutes.

At first I thought this would be Environmentally Eco-Unfriendly as eventually there would be a excess of vehicles piling up at the South Pole, but now that I’ve put a small portion of the my thought process to the quandary, I firmly believe it would be a great solution to the global warming problem of the melting of the ice packs, as there would be an abundance of habitats’ for penguins. They would not have to stand out in the cold all winter long and could have sex in the back seats. It’s a Win / Win solution.

At this point I must confess that I am concerned about my safety, as the Major oil companies have become aware of the Lennymobile and have conspired to shut me up. Please stand up them and pass this alone to everyone you know.

Remember, God loves you, and I can kind of put up with you for a few minutes at a time.

Lenny