One of my favorite radio shows is “Coast to Coast” which air every night from 11:00 to 1:00am on hundreds of local radio station. It’s all about everything and anything supernatural. So every Conspiracy, every UFO report, every Big Foot sighting goes though this show. The Scary thing is how many people are awake and calling in to the show.
I mention this because the other night the “guest speaker” was this lady Glynis McCants who is a numerologist. This was when there were all those fire in
Here are some of her “Amazing Facts”
Going back to the horrific event at the Twin Towers that took place on 9/11/2001 (9+1+1+2+0=0+1 =5), that would be another strong example of the 5 vibration
I have found there is a 5 number pattern that more often than not shows up when a fire is involved. It also turns out that fires are the 5th leading cause of unintentional injury and death in the
When May- the 5 month started this year, I could not help but think there would be plenty of drama in store. Well sure enough, on 5/5, a large fire was started by lightning at
On 5/8, a fire broke out at
Then just two days later, on 5/10, a major fire broke out on
On 5/17, Lightning struck in Antelope valley causing another fire burning 1,408 acres.
By the end of the 5 month, over 600,000 acres had been burned and destroyed.
So this got me to thinking and is the basis for the latest “Lenny’s News Letter” submitted for you reading gratification.
Later
Lenny
2012
The End of Times is upon us!
That’s right; the next end of times is December 20, 2012. We know this because this date is, according to the ancient Mayan’s, the end of the “Great Cycle” of the “Long Count” calendar.
It seems that the Maya were adept sky watchers and had two ways of keeping track of time; The “Long Count” and of course the “Short Count.”
If you look at the “Long Count” Mayan calendar, which is written in stone, it stops on December 20, 2012, so this can only mean one of three things. The first being, as most scholars have concluded, that this will be the end of times and civilization as we know it. The second, which I have concluded after minutes of research, that there is simply another stone calendar buried somewhere that they haven’t found yet, or thirdly, that is was found and sold to a German tourist at a garage sale in Guadalajara a few years ago. Nonetheless, there is ample scientific evidence that does support the “End of Time” theory.
There should be in no way any skepticism in the fact that the “Short Count” Calendar had predicted that the end of time would be in the year 2000 and that Y2K as you know, was a bit of a disappointment.
On this date, as it has been predicted and prophesied, there will be a very special alignment of all of the Planets in our solar system, and if that is not enough, the sun will pass though the Milky Way’s “galactic plane!” I know what you’re thinking, “Yes, Lenny we all know this, but what exactly does it mean?” Well, just sit back and I’ll tell you what this all means.
I’m pretty sure most of you know that the Earth is more than 75% water, and that the moon’s gradational pull causes the “High” and “Low” tides twice a day, but I can tell from that blank look on your faces, that you haven’t got a clue as to exactly how this works so I will try to explain everything in very simple terms so that you can understand. As the moon goes around the Earth the moons gravity pulls on the water and causes the water to flow from one side of the Earth to the other side. Therefore the tide is “high” on one side and “Low” on the other.
Just how the moon pulls on the water I’m not exactly sure, but this also explains why people go crazy on a full moon as the human body is 98% water so I strongly recommend that you don’t drink any fluids three days before a full moon. This also helps to clarify why most women, who every 30 days, “retain” water and take on a whole new personality not unlike a Werewolf on a full moon.
Now can you imagine how strong the gravitational pull on the Earth will be when all of the planets line up on that day? That’s right it will be disastrous. All of the water will rush from one side of the planet to the other, causing massive floods on the side facing the moon and conversely the other side to be completely dry! And to make matters worst, I have calculated that the side facing the moon on that date will cause the Bermuda Triangle’s black hole to align up exactly with the Full moon and all the Earth’s water will be sucked into another time and dimension. If you wife, girlfriend or mother is having a “Special” day that coincides on this date, be afraid, be very afraid.
If you think that is bad, things only get worst. Some of you think that the sun is just this big chunk of coal that’s been burning for all these years, but you would be wrong. If this were the case the sun would have turned into a rather large glowing Bar-B-Que brickett many years ago. The surface of the sun is actually made up of Hydrogen, liquid hydrogen to be more exact, that was ignited years ago be a Divine spark, and on December 20, 2012 it (the sun) will cross though the Milky Way’s galactic plane.
When this happens, this will cause all the stars in our galaxy to line up with the sun. You can see what a few planets can do to the Earth when they align, but can you envision the catastrophic consequences of 100,000,000 star’s gravitational pull on our puny little sun? Just try and picture all that burning hydrogen gushing almost instantaneously from one side of the sun to the other, thus leaving the Earth in total everlasting blackness!
Again I know what you’re thinking. “Yes, Lenny that obvious, but can you prove it?” Well, yes I can. As many of you are aware, I do no believe in any thing “Supernatural,” but I have discovered something that even a skeptic such as me must have faith in. Numerology! “What is Numerology you ask?” Here again I will try to enlighten those of you who are mentally less fortunate than myself.
Numerology involves the reducing of a number or word by a process known as digit summing, and then reaches conclusions based on the single digit that is produced. In this way Numerologists have for centuries been able to prove or disprove just about anything that they wanted to. Digit summing, as the name implies, involves taking the sum of all of the digits in a number, and repeating the process as necessary until a single-digit answer is produced. For a word, the values corresponding to each letter's place in the alphabet (e.g., A=1, B=2, through Z=26) are summed.
I shall now prove to all, beyond any doubt, as to the power of numerology. Let’s take the Birth of Christ as an example.
When Dionysius Exiguus computed the date of Christ's birth in the Middle Ages, he named the year of the Nativity 1 A.D., and stated that Jesus' birth date was December 25 of that year. The year immediately before this was the year 1 B.C. Whether from mathematical ignorance or design, he did not include a year zero. Because of this miscalculation Exiquus actually missed the birth by 3 years. Jesus was by all account actually born in 3 B.C.
Now, exactly how old is the Earth? 4.5 million years you say? You are wrong my friend, the Earth is as of Oct 23, 2007, is exactly 6011 years old! The exact date was calculated by Bishop Usher in 1625 and he concluded that the precise date of creation was on a Sunday evening, October 23, 4004 B.C.
Here is where Numerology takes over. It is correct to state that the earth was created on Oct 23, 4004 B.C. but do not make the same mistake as Exiquus and Bishop Usher. The actual starting date of the Earth would be Jan 01, 01, or better expressed as 01-01-01. Now simply add the numbers, 1+1+1 = 3 and the number 3 is odd so you would subtract 3 from the year “0 “ and you get -3 which would be equivalent to the year 3 B.C. As you can plainly see this is the exact date of the birth of Christ. But wait, there’s more. “C” is the third letter in the alphabet, and that is the first letter in “Christ!” What more proof could you possibly want?
Now, let us apply the same logic to the “End of Times” date of 2012. The 20th letter of the alphabet is “T” and “A” is the first letter and “B” is number second letter and that spells “TAB.” But when you add all the numbers of the date, 2+1+2 you get 5 and that is odd so you would have to reverse the letters and that would spell “BAT” and when do Bats come out and fly? That’s right; they only come out at night! Only it going to be an eternal night with no more sun rises. Here again, there’s more; the 5th letter is “E” and that is the first letter in “End of Times.”
You want more? Take the full “End of Times” date, 12-20-2012. When you add it all up (1+2+2+2+1+2) it comes out to 10 and the 10th letter is “J”, and then add just the 2 middle numbers together, that’s a 4 which is “D” and add just all the 2’s that’s equals 8 which is an “I”, and then add all the numbers after the last “0” it is 3 which as you know as a “C”. Combine them and what do you get? “JDIC” which obvious means that “Judgment Day Is Coming!”
This numerology thing is really incredible. I now have a totally new respect for numbers. In fact in my next “News Letter” I will list all the numbers I know. And these numbers will not be in just any random order but starting at the first one and continuing on one after the other. This way you will know which ones are bigger than the other ones. You know now that I think about it, there is a whole plethora of numbers. Just when I think I have come to the end, as if by some powerful physic force guiding me, I can come up with another one which is one greater than the previous one. There appears to be no end to them!
But this is not why I’m writing this “News Letter.” I’m writing this because when the End of Times comes along, I, being a “skeptic,” will not be one of the 144,000 who will be taken up to wherever it is they will be going. Again I can see by the blank expression on your face that this is way over your head. It’s a know fact that there will only be 144,000 who will be “saved.” This fact is not only chronicled in great detail in “Revelation” 7:4, but reconfirmed and emphasized in my latest free copy of the “Watch Tower” pamphlet, page 13, if I’m not mistaken.
Just who these lucky 144,000 are going to be is not precisely known, but the odds of me being one of them are slim and getting slimmer by the day. By using my advanced mathematical ability, I have computed the odds. If you divide the 144,000 by 106 billion, which is the total population of humans who have ever lived on the Earth (Scientific American, September 2007; page 94) you come up with the odds of me making the cut is about 0.1%.
As I mentioned, we cannot know with any certainty, just who will have reserved seats, but it’s pretty well known just who will be left standing in line when the “Mother Ship” departs.
First, all Jew, Muslins, Hindus, Buddhist, Scientologists, Southern Baptists, Mormons, Jehovah’s Witness, Moonies, Protestants, Catholics, and Seventh Day Adventists, will be left standing on the dock.
The Pope, even though he believes that he will be in the front of the line, will come to the realization that he is “fallible” after all. As a sideline, I, on the other hand, am indeed “Infallible” as I never make mistakes; only modifications.
Even though Jerry Farwell, Pat Robinson, Oral Roberts, Robert Schuller, Jim & Tammy Fey Baker, Benny Hinn, Kenneth Copeland, Billy Graham, Reverend Moon and the Dalai Lama with all their money, not only think that they are getting a ticket, but are entitled to a “First class” ticket. They will be waving goodbye with the rest of us on that fateful day. Try to picture the “Tears” in Tammy Fey eyes…
If you are a paid up member of any of the following originations; Republican Party, Democratic Party, Communist Party, NRA, IRS, CIA, NSA, Blackwater, Nazis, KKK, PTA, ASPCA, Taliban, or any country that is part of the “Axis of Evil,” you can be assured that you’re not going anywhere.
It’s a known fact that President Bush will be standing at the end of the line, right behind Lucifer himself.
Donald Rumsfeld will try to bully his way to the front of the line to no avail.
Even though Dick Cheney will rewrite the “Ten Commandments” and then insist that the new “laws” do not in fact pertain to him, will not get his ticket punched.
There is a rumor going around that Bill Chilton not only will make the trip, but those in charge have a “special job” just for him. Only it’s not quite clear if he will be “getting” this job or “giving it” for all eternity.
Of course, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan will not be singing in the “lounge” on this cruise.
It will be my luck to be standing in line with ticket number 144,001, so this is where I need your help, and as I can see by that self-assured “Smirk” on your face, that you’re confident that you will be holding one of the winning lotto tickets. I will need money, lots of money, to have any chance of a decent lifestyle. It’s going to be night, day after day, so it obvious that this whole “Global Warming” thing is just a bunch of hype by a bunch of Environmental Scientists who are getting rich with grant money. The price of heating oil will peak out at $666. The cost of a gallon of gasoline will be $666. Those energy saving compact fluorescent light bulbs will be $666 each. In fact everything will be “Marked” up to $666.
Please send cash only, as checks, credit cards, and sub-prime interest loans will not be acceptable. Also send no gold because it’s a known fact that “The streets of heaven will be lined with gold” and along with the lucky 144,000, all the gold will “Vanish in a blink of an eye” and will be loaded in the “Mother Ship’s” cargo hold, as there appears to be a shortage of gold in Heaven.
Thank you in advance for your donations and remember it’s all in the numbers, the bigger the donation the better.
Lenny
P.S. Speaking of numbers. Be aware that half the people you know are below average.
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